The world of greeting cards is awash with puns. You can’t be considered a true humorous greeting card publisher unless you’ve cut your teeth on some daft and silly word plays.
Not to be left out, I've written a load of amaizing gardening puns for all you garden lovers. Some make great gardening birthday cards. Some are simply funny gardening cards.
There's planty of them. Read them and reap.
Let's waste no thyme. Sow here goes:
Vegetable puns
Lettuce celebrate
Tomarrow is another day
I love you from my head tomatoes
You're amaizing!
How old? Romaine calm
You leek stunning in that outfit
I carrot believe it!
That shallot of candles
That's a turnip for the books!
Oh my gourd!
Enjoy some peas and quiet
For he's a jolly good fennel
You're no has bean
Swede Caroline!
My heart skips a beet
You look radishing
New job? Hope your celery is good
Kale Caesar!
Let's celerybrate!
You rapscallion!
Are you pulling my legume?
I've been struck by Cupid's marrow!
Herb puns
I herb it through the grapevine
Eat, drink and be rosemary
How thyme flies!
Let's chive the night away
We're mint to be together
Never a dill moment
I feel very comfrey
He's grumpy. It must be his sage
Flower and plant puns
Thistle while you work
When our tulips meet
That's vine by me
You're always on your fern!
It's just one of rose things
A poeny for your thoughts
Aloe, aloe, aloe. What’s going on ‘ere, then?
I canna believe it!
You make me daisy
I'm head clover heels
Get some ice from the freesia
Here's to the fuchsia!
I love you more every dahlia
Aster la vista, baby!
You are very poppyular!
Phlox this nonsense!
Fruit puns
You're both a swell pear
I'll always be here for you, kumquat may
We're applely married!
My cherry amour
You’re one in a melon
Congratulations on your greengagement!
I'm speachless!
I'm eternally grapeful!
General gardening puns
F*R*O*N*D*S
I blame global worming!
Have an unbeleafable birthday
It's a case of trowel and error
Why the lawn face?
Well done smarty plants!
Yew are sexy!
Have a weedy great birthday!
That's a bit mulch!
I love you mower and mower each day
Olive you!
Have you botany plants recently?
You snailed it!
You wood not believe it
You're simply the pest!
Forking hell!
When all is shed and done
You're living on the hedge
He drives an autumnmatic
What a nice pair of anise
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