There are lots of reasons why the chicken crossed the road: it wanted to stretch its leg; it needed some fresh air; it wanted to take part in a cliché, but it may have crossed the road to avoid some annoying fuckwit. The perfect greeting card for chicken-crossed-the-road fanatics. 
 
120 x 170mm. 300 gsm card with white envelope. Blank inside for your own dodgy banter.
 
Code: BM234